Reasons to Riot

In response to learning about the riots in Bolivia, here are ten understandable reasons to riot:

  1. When The Simpsons has been moved to a different time.
  2. When the Starbucks employee gives you the wrong mocha.
  3. A flock of geese.
  4. When you post in the wrong neighborhood.
  5. When amazon runs out of the books I want to order.
  6. When all Italian restaraunts are indefinitely closed.
  7. When I stop writing.
  8. When I run out of ideas to write.
  9. When I finally lose weight.
  10. For no reason.



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